Mason-isms

• Me: "Mason, you need to find something else to do. Get lost." Mason: "I don't want to get lost Mommy. You're my best friend." (Insert a morsel of mother's guilt here.)
• (Recounting our walk to Nic). (Building in excitement)"There was one garbage truck, then, what?! There were TWO garbage trucks!"
• He always wants us to close our eyes so he can surprise us with his discoveries. Some of my favorites: "Mommy, close yours eyes and come downstairs." "Mommy, close yours eyes and come see this waterfall by this rock." Good thing he doesn't know that I peak.
• (Upon entering the car after buying Mason's soccer gear). Me: "Oh no. I bought the wrong socks." Mason: "Its okay Mommy, I still love you." Less than an hour later I accidentally scratched him while getting in the car. Mason: "You know, you are a bad Mommy." Me: "But you still love me, right?" Mason: "No."
• Nic at the dinner table: "This fly is all up in my business." Mason the next day, "Ugh, this fly is just doing my business."
• Mason: "Does this slide not have a slide next to it so the girls won't kiss me?"
• Mason: "Mom, you make the best biscuits." Me: "Thanks Mase." Mason: "No. Thank you."